About Undooshify
"Changing the World, One Undoosh at a Time"
Unsilent Mode: Press play in the top left corner to hear the mantra
FAQs
- Q1: Can I use this to undooshify myself?
- No, this site is designed to undooshify others.
- Q2: Can I ask friends to undooshify me if I undooshify them?
- No, tit-for-tat undooshification is karmically invalid.
- Q3: Why should I use this site instead of competitor sites?
- We simplify the undooshification process and welcome competitors.
Why Undooshify?
To bring about peace and happiness by undooshing others
Why it works?
Focusing human willpower to improve the world by projecting undooshification to others (including oneʼs adversaries) is an ancient form of compassionate white magick. Our website modernizes this ancient practice with cyberspace technology to scale undooshification to the masses.
Undooshify with four simple steps:
- ① Sit comfortably, and breathe deeply and slowly through your nose
- ② Stare at Buddha's eyes, and clear your mind
- ③ Think lovingly of your friends, family, strangers, and those you dislike
- ④ While interacting with the white lotus, silently repeat to yourself, “May the world find peace and happiness”
Namaste
The world is now a better place thanks to your good vibes